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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Whenever I fail as a father or husband, a toy and a diamond always work.

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One time I broke my arm playing football and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me down to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage. My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes. He can’t remember my name, but last week he told me exactly how much money I owe him. I love my dad because even though he has Alzheimer’s, he remembers the important things. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. I asked my dad for a BB gun, but he said we were a tribe of worriers, not warriors. My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. My sisters and I can still recite Dad’s grilling rules: Rule No. The bad news is that we already have two kids. My wife just let me know I’m about to become a father for the first time. I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape. When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don’t like any of them.ħ. What’s the dad song? ‘Papa Was a Rolling Stone’. Just listen to the radio: Everything’s momma. “How did everything go?” “Great, we’re playing hide and seek and he’s winning.” – Sinbadĥ. The worst thing that can happen to a man is his wife comes home and he has lost the child.

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If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask. I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. Once while folding clothes he exclaimed “Alright I caught all the laundrymon”.ģ.

My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. If you’re feeling down, these funny dad quotes we compiled will definitely make you chuckle nonstop and lift up your mood as dads joke about being a dad, tease, embarrass, and crack up their children with their hysterical antics, and children cracking up with their dads’ advice and insults.ġ.

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